Dual....:-)
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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