I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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