But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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