Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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