this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
