next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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