i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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