At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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