bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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