She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
and you fell through a lawn chair
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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