You really coming over, don't trick.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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