yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
