His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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