you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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