If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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