I'm drive I can fine osifer
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
no you cant smoke seaweed
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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