One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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