stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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