Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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