she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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