is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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