Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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