I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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