HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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