I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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