it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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