the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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