i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
