So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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