Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
No subtext here. People are naked.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sorry about my life...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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