your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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