what if I'm pregnant?
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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