oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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