woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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