i don't like sucking hair
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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