ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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