So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize