Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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