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• (760): View more from California

  i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He could be your dad!

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  We discussed that right before he asked for my number

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• (518): View more from New York

  All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss

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  OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?

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  Doritoesssssss

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.

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• (845): View more from New York

  New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

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