I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.