For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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