I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid