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• (626): View more from California

  What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized

  (914): View more from New York

  No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."

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• (619): View more from California

  i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.

  (1-614): View more from Ohio

  I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch

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