I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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