So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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