i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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