i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Randomize
