Having a random hookup so left but love u
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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