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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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