Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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