"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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