You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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