Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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