I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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