This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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