brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we made out on top of his cat.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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