May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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