Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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